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5th-Oct-2007 02:42 pm
SDB
Lately I have been noticing that pretty much everyone on my flist is down over something or sick. So I thought I would post this and FORCE you all to have a good laugh. After all, they say laughter is the best medicine.

Loves you all, Sonia :)

Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed.

His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him to "take this note to your beautiful Mummy."

The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
To Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to "take this to your silly daddy."

The note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.

Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."

The note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.


Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son to take this to "the poor dude upstairs."

The note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
Do It By Hand !

See, I knew I could get you to at least grin at this.
Comments 
5th-Oct-2007 04:54 am (UTC)
*giggles* - My hubby's name is Brian.
5th-Oct-2007 04:59 am (UTC)
And do the two of you write dirty limericks to eachother? ;)
5th-Oct-2007 02:55 pm (UTC)
No, we do not.
5th-Oct-2007 08:44 pm (UTC)
LOL! Sorry, just asking :)
5th-Oct-2007 06:17 am (UTC)
I love you Sonia.
5th-Oct-2007 06:33 am (UTC)
Not as much as I love you baby :)
5th-Oct-2007 01:57 pm (UTC)
ohhh yeahhhh
5th-Oct-2007 02:18 pm (UTC)
Yeah baby yeah ;)
5th-Oct-2007 08:09 am (UTC)
*giggles* *snort* *coughs* Help! I inhaled my coffee.
5th-Oct-2007 02:08 pm (UTC)
Is that such a bad thing?
5th-Oct-2007 12:37 pm (UTC)
Yep, you did make me grin, even if it's a weak grin, mind.

Considering the week I had even that is a work worthy of a saint. Thanks, hon *hugs tightly* Sorry I've not mailed yet, but you know if you say it can't get any worse? It can. I will mail as soon as I can. Thanks for your reply recently anyway. Till soon, Shal
5th-Oct-2007 02:10 pm (UTC)
Sorry to be blunt but do I know you?

Sonia (confused, which ain't that hard to do)
5th-Oct-2007 02:27 pm (UTC)
lol, er, I'm the one inquiring on odella's journal about tips for staying the whole time between Portus and Terminus. You were kind enough to reply and I didn't get back to you yet. :)
5th-Oct-2007 08:48 pm (UTC)
Then why the hell aren't you my friend yet??? Welcome to the crazy world of Sonia.. Adding you as a friend now, sorry about that. I always friend back.

I shall blame it on the alcohol shall I??? What else is there... Oh tempory insanity...

Anyway, what do you ship? I ship SS/HG myself.

Love Sonia :)
5th-Oct-2007 09:05 pm (UTC)
*hugs* No problem. I friended sneakily, so it was easy to miss. :) Hehe, let's blame it on all of them. I blame my sad excuse for correspondence on little one and freaky body right now.

I ship SS/HG as well (along with RL/HG *cough*). We have lots of friends in common. :)

Love, Stephanie ^.^
5th-Oct-2007 09:24 pm (UTC)
My main ship is SS/HG so welcome aboard.

I also read HG/RL, HG/LM and I read a AWESOME HG/LV. It is finished except the continuation piece isn't.

*Welcomes you with open arms*

Where are you staying at Portus??? We (all of the SS/HG shippers) are staying at the coutyard Marriott. We all stayed at the Queen and Cresant hotel in New Orleans at PR and we all had a BLAST!!!

Love Sonia :)

p.s. How old are you? I'm 31!
5th-Oct-2007 09:34 pm (UTC)
Tee-heee, thanks! Have some RL/HG on my LJ if you want to read, as well as my eternal WIP Wicked Game which is HG/SS. Never dared to read HG/LV yet, except for a short one which was also RLHG. It seems like a strange and fairly creepy pairing, but I heard about a great time-turner one.

No idea where I'm staying yet during Portus, as I'm just now putting the pieces of the monumental five-week US stay (starting with Portus till Terminus) together. Don't have registration or flights, let alone hotel rooms yet. [info]lady_karelia has invited me to stay with her in between though and I'll get to Portus with her. How expensive is the Marriott? I'll bring my little girl with me, so no idea who'd be willing to share yet. lol

I saw all the pics of PR and watched enviously. Simply couldn't afford it this year, but now I don't want to miss a thing, which is why I was bullied (lol) into attending both cons next year.

I'm 26 and from Munich, Germany (horribly expensive flights I can tell you!)

Love Stephanie :)
5th-Oct-2007 09:47 pm (UTC)
Oh I loved this one (HG/LV) it was written so very well and it was violent and all, just my cup of tea.

The Marriott is cheaper then the Hilton, thats a given, and it will be heaps more fun then the Hilton anyway.

I am busy beta'ering 3 fics for the SS/Hg exchange (well not so much betaing just helping with word placement and tossing out ideas) but do please send me a link to those fics (RL/HG as well as your own)

You should try the bloody flights from Australia. I think I will need to save like crazy although they have some deals on atm, that I shall be checking out today. Wish me luck...

Anyway the boys are up, dogs need to be feed and I'd better get my butt moving out of my room.

Love Sonia :)
5th-Oct-2007 10:09 pm (UTC)
Well, if the HGLV one was so good, I definitely need to check it out. Do you know the title still by any chance?

Mhhh, well, I'll look into the Marriott as well then. *smacks forehead* And maybe finally register for Portus and Terminus while I'm at it. Simply too much to do and too little time and/or minions to do them! lol

Yeah, I heard of that. [info]geminiscorp a friend of mine, gets help from you. She's a dear. :)

Hehe, great! Here's the link to my stories (both HGSS and RLHG, though I admit the RLHG ones are probably better; Wicked Game is my first fic):

http://shalimar1981.livejournal.com/tag/stories

Can imagine that the flight prices from Australia must be even worse. Hope that I might still snag a cheaper deal than the ones I keep finding right now. It's horrible. Saving like crazy sounds about right in any case. I'll wish you luck!

LOL, am glad mine is in bed now. Though it's time for me to turn in as well.

Also have YIM in case you want to chat sometime (when our timezones coincide) shalimar_1981.

Love Stephanie ^.^
5th-Oct-2007 11:00 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it's called 'ABYSS' and is on FF.net... it's sequel 'ASCENT' is there to.

Am looking for cheap flights now though all the cheap ones are until March 08 when I need them until July 08, whats a girl to do.

Love Sonia :)
5th-Oct-2007 03:24 pm (UTC)
*Spits Ginger Soda out of nose* Ouch that hurt

That is just what I needed this morning :) Thanks already feeling tons better.
5th-Oct-2007 08:50 pm (UTC)
You see I am aiming to kill off as many computers as possible in my lifespan. Did I get yours? One can hope :)
6th-Oct-2007 12:01 am (UTC)
No, my cat courageously threw herself on my keyboard saving in from the oncoming splatter, a.k.a I wasn't paying enough attention to her and she decided to lay across the keyboard. :) Either way it stopped me from having to clean up a sticky keyboard. LOL
6th-Oct-2007 01:17 am (UTC)
I guess that was lucky then :)
5th-Oct-2007 05:17 pm (UTC)
*sniggle*
5th-Oct-2007 08:51 pm (UTC)
What the hell is a sniggle? Is it a cross between a sneer and a giggle? Please explain????!!!! :)
6th-Oct-2007 04:45 pm (UTC)
Close... snort and giggle!
6th-Oct-2007 07:47 pm (UTC)
Ahhhh, so now I know! :) (WEIRDO)
6th-Oct-2007 08:01 pm (UTC)
lol... I know I'm weird... nothing new there *grin*
6th-Oct-2007 08:17 pm (UTC)
I know I wasstating the obvious with this one, but sometimes it is truly for the best :)
6th-Oct-2007 08:27 pm (UTC)
Yep, always nice to be told again... makes sure I know I'm holding my title steady and haven't fallen down into the boring pile ;p
6th-Oct-2007 05:40 am (UTC)
*snort*

Precisely what this sick girl needed. I am feeling better today, by the way (thank goodness, as I was going quite insane with that never ending cold).

So, I have a brand new idea for an ending to my fic. Unfortunately, it is going to make it immensely longer than it already is planned to be *sigh*

I fear we shall never get through this in time, dear. I'll e-mail you the idea right now. Let me know what you think.

Loves you,

love, me
6th-Oct-2007 07:03 am (UTC)
Told you what I thought about it... It would work however, you would need a little longer then 5 weeks to incorporate it :)
6th-Oct-2007 07:09 am (UTC)
That is if you wanted to do it right ;)
6th-Oct-2007 11:44 am (UTC)
Psssh. Brat.
6th-Oct-2007 08:00 pm (UTC)
Bur does it not make sense you fool?
6th-Oct-2007 08:11 pm (UTC)
Oh, complete sense. Still, it's disappointing to realize how little time I have to complete the exchange fic. 10,000 words just ain't cutting it at this stage in the game.
6th-Oct-2007 10:40 pm (UTC)
That's why i didn't sign up for the damn thing... That and I hate being told what to write ;)
6th-Oct-2007 06:16 am (UTC)
Too funny! I'm saving this to favorites to share with my hubby.
6th-Oct-2007 06:57 am (UTC)
You do that :)

Love Sonia
6th-Oct-2007 06:55 pm (UTC)
Thanks for that, it did make me grin:)
6th-Oct-2007 08:03 pm (UTC)
I live to serve Milady :)
7th-Oct-2007 10:11 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHA!
You're awesome.

*loves*


7th-Oct-2007 10:28 pm (UTC)
Thanks Darl. Hope all is well with you!

Loves you, Sonia :)
8th-Oct-2007 12:10 am (UTC)
LMAOOOO! I just saw this. I needed a laugh after coming home from work :D
8th-Oct-2007 01:18 am (UTC)
Don't we all :)
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